Let's Talk About Checks. The Paycheck Fairness Act would forbid bosses from punishing workers for talking about their salaries. How much do they pay you, Al? Bweep! Bweep! Step away from the cubicle. If women can't discuss wages with their colleagues, how are they supposed to find out they're getting screwed? New Paycheck Spex! See through envelopes. Al Beene. 2141. Two thousand and ... Hire an unequal-fortune teller. I'm getting visions of $11,000/year more, for slightly inferior work. Try reasoning with your boss. So, when you donate to political campaigns, it's "free speech," but when I speak about money, it isn't? You're fired.
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