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Summer Refreshment Gentrification. 1. In the beginning, there was an ice cream stand. The Cone Throne. 2. Then came the lowfat frozen yogurt trend … TUBF. The universe's best froyo. Gas Planet Swirl. 3 … replaced by the smoothies craze … Fruitageddon. Kiwi gojiberry blast. 4 ... until tastes go more upscale ... Kombuchi Klatch. Liquid wellness bar. 5 ... and finally, the shop is replaced by luxury condos. You know, I could really go for some ice cream. Cocktails $15.
Notice these sprouting up everywhere? Debt Barn. Loan Piranha. Ca$h-Cano. Instead of raising minimum wage, states are letting interest rates on loans to poor people go sky high. Now you can lose $15/hour! Citigroup. Prole Lending Unit. Underpaid soldiers often fall into these traps. This puts our troops at risk. Nothing a new line of credit can't fix! Desperation: America's new growth industry! Who says we don't make anything anymore? I now owe you $22,000?!
Cloud Control. It's the latest trend in software: Cloud membership. Which sounds positively utopian. I'm on a higher plane of techno-being! Until you realize it's being used to make you rent programs forever. Adobe Creative Cloud one user, 10 years: $6,000. Photoshop. Pillage edition. Username. Password. How does the cloud work? 1. Cloud forms. 2. Plunderstorm ensues. 3. Taketek. Cloud "makes it rain" on software co. It's a whole new business model for everything! Rent-to-Own (crossed out) Rent Furniture. We don't actually sell furniture anymore, but you can rent this couch for the rest of your life! $60/mo. $15/mo.
Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2008. Leather Queen. Imagine her … In leather socks. Bed Bath & BEYOND The known universe. Sale on crockpots & event horizons. Can't spend much on Auntie Perkins' present this year. I hear there are some new stores catering to the cash-strapped. Tiny Tyme Microgifts. "Let's get small." Xmas Nanobaskets are here! Only $4.99. May I help you? It's filled with cheese specks and Lilliputian salami! Slightly Obsolete Overstock. Wood Console TV's. Long-lasting vacuum tube! $15. Windows ME. $5. What great bargains! ... Sort of. Hmm, how about this? Meltdown Memories. Give the gift of TOXIC ASSETS. The perfect souvenir of the economic crisis of '08! Mortgage-backed security. Once worth thousands - now 49 cents!
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