If Life Imitated Politics. American politics is largely driven by lies these days. The Libs are plotting civil war! Jews secretly run the world! Lock her up!!! Twitter. What if everything worked this way? Wait - my balance was $2000, not $20. We do post-truth accounting now. Emergency Room. Help! My child was in an accident! Sorry, we don't treat crisis actors. Ground control says it's safe to go through the mountain. But - that's crazy! Don't be so closed-minded!
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Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.