Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.