How to Build a Latrine in Iraq. 1. Establish a need. Sir, we need a real latrine. Charlie Co. 2. Find a contractor. -Halliburton -KBR -Halliburton -KBR -Halliburton -KBR 3. Contractor funds sub-contractors. Excuse me, Dick … Hello, Kuwait, Inc? Charlie Co. needs a latrine. Just tack on your 30% mark-up. 4. Sub-Contractor Lines up Security Sub-Contractor. Get some men to guard the Builders of Charlie Co's Latrine! Pays $600 a day. Call, that was my old outfit ... at $50 a day. 5. Bring in the Equipment. Kuwait, Inc. Where do you want it? 6. Get it operational. Paper? That's under another sub-contractor. 7. Contractors Bill Government. ... One latrine, $25 + contractor and sub-contractor mark-ups = $50,000 ... That's reasonable. 8. Whistle Blower Puts Bill into Question. Tack another $10K for stone wall. 9. NEWS FLASH. President to request $75 bil. more for Iraq mission!