Slowpoke. "Lilly Ledbetter suffered nearly two decades of pay discrimination at Goodyear. In a 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court denied her claim because she didn’t file within 180 days of the initial discrimination, which occurred before she knew what was going on." Now Goodyear has billed her $3,165 for court-related expenses! You owe: $3,165. What's next from Goodyear? Tires for her. Exactly the same as other Goodyear tires, but they cost 30% more! Goodyear Lady Driver. The ALITO. Roll over famous women's rights supporters! Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Betty Friedan. Susan B. Anthony. Goodyear. ALITO. "Let Them Eat Rubber!" ... And be on the lookout for the new blimp! Goodyear. Tough Titties.
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Slowpoke. More Framing Funnies. Somehow, eating healthy has been labelled "politically correct." "Burger King is going 180 degrees away from politically correct food." A fast food industry consultant on B.K.'s "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." (Actual quote.) It's a curious logic: if it's good for you, it's "PC." These politically correct breathing Nazis! I don't need their damned air. I'll show them! ... Urk! Maybe not. The way things are going, grocery stores will soon look like this: PC Commie Freak Food. *All-American Freedom Food.* Check out that traitor buying an artichoke. Gasp! And the cycle continues ... Okay, folks. How should we market our new Pork Bomb Supreme Deep-fried Sausage Patty With Bacon and Cheddar? We've got $20 million to work with. There's always "It's the taste sensation the food police don't want you to eat!" Burger Potentate.