If cops treated bankers the way Ferguson cops treat black people. Bar d' Fern. What're you boys up to? Shouldn't you be home with your wives and kids? He posed an imminent threat to my 401k! The shooting was justified because we had video of him conspiring to defraud investors. Our strategy: Betting against our own financial products. A real thug. Clear the area! But it's speech! $ Vote me. Tear gas.
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Slowpoke. Furious at Wall Street for gambling away their life savings, Americans come to cope the way they always do: A larger-than-life fantasy vendetta! Enter … RAMBANK. Rambank begins his campaign of retribution by forcing executives to eat their own toxic paper! ... And THIS if for giving yourself a BONUS! Mmf! Derivative Contracts. Next, he starts the "Chins for the Children" program, donating the extra folds of fat cats to Iraqi kids needing reconstructive surgery. I've come for my pound of flesh! Then he cuts a deal with Classmates.com to feature inept CEO's in humiliating web ads. She Married Him??!! And they've got 7 kids?? Richard Fuld, Lehman Bros. Take that, swine! Finally, he destroys the offices that were lavishly decorated while the bank lost billions! This is for my 401K! BWOOM!