Slowpoke. Gay marriage opponents are hopping mad about proposition 8 being overturned. Marriage is ruined! RUINED, I tell you. (Gay female symbol) or (gay male symbol) = 666. Yes, we'll soon find out … How straight marriage will be destroyed. Gays will change the definition of marriage to SAME-SEX ONLY. Hetero unions shall be referred to as LARRY KINGS, or LARRIAGES, for short. Did you hear? Todd and Beth are getting Larried! Lesbian ninjas will break into government offices and replace straight marriage certificates with gay pride parade photos. As society becomes more tolerant, many bigots' marriages will fail. None of those queers better move into THIS neighborhood! I want a divorce.