Miller commemorates 50 years of Rock'N' Roll by White People in 8 collectable cans.* Elvis Presley. Invents rock 'n' roll by playing black music while ingeniously being white. Eric Clapton. Invents rock guitar by playing Robert Johnson, B.B. King, Albert King, Howlin' Wolf and Elmore James while being white. Alice Cooper. Discovers the musical significance of gore. Willie Nelson. Discovers the musical significance of pot and tax evasion. Blondie. Makes our list because Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jimi Hendrix and James Brown are unavailable. Joe Walsh. Makes our list only because The Knack is unavailable. Def Leppard. Pioneers "Tragic Drummer Mishap Syndrome." Bon Jovi. Makes our list only because he's hot better hair than Muddy Waters. * Actual Miller choices.