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1. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-30 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-30 Pub. Date: 2017-08-30
Image Number: 162270
Caption: Trump and Putin's Really Big Hotel Planned for Moscow. Bellboy Donald, please take the Rubleskis' luggage up to the Dzerzhinsky Suite. And don't forget to turn down the stolichnaya. Bellboys. Hotel Putrumpski. Orphans welcome. Vladimir Putin Concierge. Our boy Donald. Ding! Ding!
     
2. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-22 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-22 Pub. Date: 2017-04-22
Image Number: 157446
Caption: Tucker Carlson Filling Some Might Big Shoes.
     
3. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
4. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-13 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-13 Pub. Date: 2017-03-13
Image Number: 155829
Caption: Grand … penin … Sale. Of course, I inherited a big mess! Slovenia. You want to be here. SNL. Dept. of Turkey. Merry Christmas. Chinese takeout. Vlad. Plan. Bomb Scotland. Bushmills. Fire. V. Lenin. What is to be done. Press re-least. Office of the Vice-president. President. States.
     
5. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-19 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-19 Pub. Date: 2016-10-19
Image Number: 150124
Caption: Clinton so confident she decides to campaign in Texas. Just remember, everything is bigger in Texas, including the margin of error.
     
6. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-31 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-31 Pub. Date: 2016-08-31
Image Number: 148182
Caption: With Trump in Mexico. My hat is bigger than his hat! Si Make America Forget Again. El Trumpo.
     
7. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147842
Caption: Kellyanne Conway, Dog Trainer. Was it you who did poop on the carpet? Was it? Hmmm? I think it was. Well, what are we going to do about that? Hmmm? What? Are we going to apologize? Are we going to say we're sorry? Are we going to say we are very sorry we were a bad dog? Are we? I think we are. Oh yes ... I think we are.
     
8. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-04 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-04 Pub. Date: 2016-05-04
Image Number: 142963
Caption: Trump Campaign Still Searching for Running Mate. You'll be the first Hispanic vice-presidential candidate. NY. Needless to say, we're very excited about having you on the ticket! Wow! And so on You can drive one of those big cars. Why doesn't he say yes? Probably a rapist.
     
9. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-01-04 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-01-04 Pub. Date: 2016-01-04
Image Number: 137525
Caption: Bill Is Back. Hey! I'm back! Didja miss me? Um yes and I never thought I would. Hey! It's me. The big dog! I'm back! Whoopee! Parrrteee!
     
10. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-16 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-16 Pub. Date: 2015-10-16
Image Number: 134040
Caption: World's Two Biggest Brewers Will Merge. We will control beers around the world. And in no time everything will taste the same! Javohl! Just like Big Mac! Inbev Bud. Schlurg Ale. Plotz Bier. San Olvidado. Que?. Old Runoff. Bottoms Up. Burpwiser. The King of Something. Flogger Lager. SAB Miller.
     
11. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-03 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-03 Pub. Date: 2015-09-03
Image Number: 132064
Caption: Joe Biden and the Big Decision. 8. Too early to tell. Well, eh um. Definite maybe. On the other hand. Future cloudy. C'mon, you dirty Let me see those polls again.
     
12. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-04 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-04 Pub. Date: 2015-08-04
Image Number: 130778
Caption: Dentists Everywhere Ashamed by the Killer of Cecil the Lion. That's ok, doctor, I forgive you Oh, thank you I mean, that poor little fellah, just a big pussy cat, and then shot by wah
     
13. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-07-01 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-07-01 Pub. Date: 2015-07-01
Image Number: 129466
Caption: Don't Mess with Texas. I'm startin' to lose faith in Ted Cruz. Them other boys is way crazier You just keep the faith, darlin', ain't nobody gonna outcrazy Texas. Greg Abbott come ridin' in on a big white horse. Shine.
     
14. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128854
Caption: 1984 Macintosh Ad (updated). Taylor Swift. Technical Note. Apple CEO Tim Cook made to look like dictatorial, power-mad character in 1984 Macintosh Ad using Photoshop on my Apple Mac Pro. Thank you. Hi I'm Tim Cook.
     
15. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-11 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-11 Pub. Date: 2015-05-11
Image Number: 127351
Caption: Y'know how, in the wee, small hours of the morning, when you're racked with doubts and fears and you feel like everyone's against you, it's nice to be able to reach out and snuggle up to someone who's big and warm and completely reliable.
     
16. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-26 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-26 Pub. Date: 2015-03-26
Image Number: 124888
Caption: The Men of Mu Phi Whoopsilon Aren't Taking Discipline Lying Down. Ok, we're fighting back! We're gonna like get a website and put all kinds of stuff on there and fight for our rights to be stupid racists. Just like y'know our founding fathers and stuff ... Dam' right! Are we not men? Whut's goin' on? Big Omega. Shlug beer. Pizza. Chips. BBQ flavor.
     
17. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-20 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-20 Pub. Date: 2015-01-20
Image Number: 122626
Caption: Senator Joni Ernst regales fellow Republicans with tales of her early farm life. And then another time, I remember there was this big 'ol white hog came at me. Well, sir, I took out my knife an' ...
     
18. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-15 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-15 Pub. Date: 2015-01-15
Image Number: 121757
Caption: Poor Jamie Dimon. He had to be regulated. Which sometimes ruins his whole day. Bailout Funds. Some regulation required.
     
19. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-01-11 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-01-11 Pub. Date: 2015-01-11
Image Number: 121629
Caption: Christ Christie is Big Dallas Cowboys Fan. Big hug! Big hug!
     
20. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-27 big 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-27 Pub. Date: 2014-12-27
Image Number: 121642
Caption: After Christmas gifts that don't cost anything. A visit to someone who needs a visit. Being quiet when someone is napping. Doing the dishes after a big meal. Breakfast in bed. Bringing in firewood without being reminded. Feeding the birds.
     
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