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1. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-07 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-07 Pub. Date: 2017-12-07
Image Number: 165993
Caption: Don't Worry, the FCC's Ajit Pai Has the Internet Under Control. Of course we must get the best result for the consumer.
     
2. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
3. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-16 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-16 Pub. Date: 2015-08-16
Image Number: 131404
Caption: Russians May Have Hacked Into Pentagon Secrets. Pentagon. All spies must show papers. Especially you Russian bastards. What do we have so far? The general's tee time is at three, the colonel's manuscript is done, and the major's girlfriend is late
     
4. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-12 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-12 Pub. Date: 2015-08-12
Image Number: 131220
Caption: Mr. Trump, our research department says the only thing you could do to get more attention is to draw smiley faces in lipstick on your butt and run naked down Broadway waving American flags. Ok Your style. Computers. TKTS. Sony. Broadway. 47 St. Don't even think. Hot dogs $16. NYC. News.
     
5. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-09 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-09 Pub. Date: 2015-08-09
Image Number: 131070
Caption: Modern Counselling and omigod! Poor Pocohontas lost her iPad and couldn't remember her password!
     
6. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128854
Caption: 1984 Macintosh Ad (updated). Taylor Swift. Technical Note. Apple CEO Tim Cook made to look like dictatorial, power-mad character in 1984 Macintosh Ad using Photoshop on my Apple Mac Pro. Thank you. Hi I'm Tim Cook.
     
7. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-09 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-09 Pub. Date: 2014-12-09
Image Number: 121632
Caption: Rudolph Gets an IPad. We told him he could play in our reindeer games, but he said he was busy.
     
8. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-12 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-12 Pub. Date: 2014-03-12
Image Number: 108767
Caption: Senator Feinstein Very Angry at CIA. Ok, now if Senator Feinstein asks you you are very happy, having a great time and have no complaints CIA. Senator Feinstein. What a pleasant surprise! Surprise - yes. Pleasant - no. Brennan.
     
9. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-12 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-12 Pub. Date: 2013-06-12
Image Number: 98136
Caption: The NSA Has Located Edward Snowden. Or Not. Secret spy phone disguised as shoe. We've found him? Hiding in Hong Kong? Hah! We'll send over a drone and blow him away. Thought he could fool the greatest spy agency in the world? Wise guy We'll blow him to bits. And anybody who tried to shield him! What? What? He's actually in Kong Hong. Computer error. But we got Hong Kong.
     
10. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-22 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-22 Pub. Date: 2013-05-22
Image Number: 97355
Caption: Want to Dodge US Taxes? See the Good Old Honest Irish Government. Double or nothin' for your hat? Apple. Irish rules. Ask me about a nice safe place to hide yer money. Sure and they'll never find you here! Tim Cook.
     
11. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-09 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-09 Pub. Date: 2013-05-09
Image Number: 97011
Caption: Privacy Papers. Do you realize if you read the news on your computer, Google knows which articles you read, which ads you read, what things you buy, how old you are, what sex your are, if you are married, what books you read, how much money you make, what your credit rating is, how many children you have, where you travel, where you like to eat, and more. And ... They will tell all this to whoever will pay them ... But if you read the news on paper, nobody knows anything ...
     
12. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-01-31 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-01-31 Pub. Date: 2013-01-31
Image Number: 93161
Caption: New Security at The New York Times. Yes, send him up. China Bowl.
     
13. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-05 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-05 Pub. Date: 2012-02-05
Image Number: 76226
Caption: Russia and China Protect Syrian Regime. Sometimes you just have to shoot people So true But we feel the ones you don't shoot should be making some computers or running shoes
     
14. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-29 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-29 Pub. Date: 2012-01-29
Image Number: 76008
Caption: Our Guarantee. No Chinese workers were injured in the making of this iPhone. Apple Mgt.
     
15. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-14 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-14 Pub. Date: 2011-11-14
Image Number: 73156
Caption: Education and Football. Next time you need an electrical engineer, call a football player. Next time you need a surgeon, call a football player. Next time you need a nuclear physicist, call a football player. Next time you need a Chinese translator, call a football player. Next time you need an architect, call a football player. Next time you need a computer scientist, call a football player. Next time you need an aerodynamic designer, call a football player. And of course if you need someone knocked on their ass at a cost of a couple million dollars, give us a call. Hey you!
     
16. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-23 computer 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-23 Pub. Date: 2010-08-23
Image Number: 51271
Caption: Dan and Marilyn Quayle's Son Ben wrote for Arizona Sex Site? Well, well, I didn't knowe oure boye knewe anythinge aboute sexe I certainly didn't tell him Ben. Quayle son says Obama worst ever president. "I should know."
     
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