Saccone would have lost by five if I hadn't campaigned for him … See you in November. Dems 2018. And the lyin' shall lie down with the lamb …
Jack Ohman's Editorial Cartoons
The Caddy … Hi, folks! Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy here live from the Trump National Golf Club … Uh oh! The boss is summoning l'il ol' me, a noted sandwich mogul! Trump National G.C. For rent. Starburst. Pink & red only. Being a caddy for the very very tremendously hugely best golfer ever is harder than it look! I have to anticipate his every need!!! Try this ... Make me look like I know what I'm doing. I'm not a miracle worker, sir ... but I can offer club selection advice ... Don't use that one. It's for CNN. Sometimes the boss goes a little overboard with his language ... What a s_ _ _hole! Um ... I'm sure he's talking about his score ... or our 2018 chances. I help him with his hazards ... Follow through, sir, or not ... Pok! Big beautiful wall Mexico or Congress or DACA kids will pay for. Finally, I know that this will pay off for my state ... California? Delusional. Until election day 2018. May well have won the Master's on his first try.