Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. This week: Metrosexual backlash! The scraggly hipster beard is the next frontier in cool for men tired of emo chic! "Ahab meets rehab." Paired with Arty classes, it’s not your father's machismo! Minutemen. The market quickly responds ... Cellphones made from animal parts provide gruff-yet-quirky contrast to sleek gadgets. "The Horner." The Hoofer." Indifference. Fragrance for men. Anticologne smells faintly of mildew. The movement grows, leading to "Hemingway Night" in bars throughout the land. The nacho is crisp. It is good. The beer head also rises. Papa. Of course, at some point the look approaches Ted Nugent territory.