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1. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-10 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 174053
Caption: Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh becomes momentarily possessed by the spirit of honesty. I cannot answer that question as I must remain impartia - urk! Oh, who am I kidding? These hearing are a farce! I'm obviously a partisan hack! I received stolen democratic emails and lied about them under oath! Hell, I was a Vince Foster conspiracy theorist back in the day! I'm O.G., baby! Roe is toast. I just called birth control o form of abortion, for god's sake! You are even debating my views on this? Ha! Suckas! And hell yeah, I'm gonna end democracy as you know it. More dark money, more voter suppression ... and all hail the invincible Trump! And then the spell is over. Wait - Where was I? Oh yes, I can't insert myself into politics!
     
2. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-01-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-01-01 Pub. Date: 2018-01-01
Image Number: 166840
Caption: In a strange land, the natives play a bizarre game in which some contestant start with a huge advantage. Score. Player 1 132. Player 2 0. Victory is achieved through a combination of skill and chance. Aw, @#*! Snake eyes again?! Ha ha! Winners receive lavish prizes, while losers are left for dead. Well, he lost! Here lies Mr. Perkins "he tried." The U.S. economy: It's the ultimate in extreme gamin! It's like Calvinball, only better!
     
3. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-29 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-29 Pub. Date: 2015-09-29
Image Number: 133287
Caption: Kneejerkin': Health Care Edition. Welcome back to Knddjerkin', the game where we try to get ordinary Americans to oppose their own beliefs! Did you hear about the hedge fund guy who's buying prescription drugs and raising the prices astronomically? What a scumbag! So healthcare shouldn't be about pleasing investors, right? I ain't no socialist! Price gouging by pharmaceutical companies and hospitals is wrong, isn't it? Yeah. Good thing Obamacare cost control measures slowed price growth in 2014! Repeal Obamacare! How weird is it that Americans spend more per person on health care than any other country, but don't receive the best care? Yes, we're getting ripped off. We need a single-payer system, don't we? No, because guv'mint bad! Three for three!
     
4. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-09 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-10 Pub. Date: 2014-06-09
Image Number: 112525
Caption: Soldier Falls into Hands of American Taliban. Held captive for five years by a group of repressive, gun-crazy fundamentalists … Bowe Bergdahl new faces another. Have a homecoming party and there will be consequences. These extremists become radicalized by watching incendiary tribal leaders in their man-caves. He's lucky special forces didn't send him home in a body bag. Crox News. Yeah! Stupid P.O.W.! New they terrorize the peaceful villagers of Bowe's hometown in the remote mountain regions of Idaho. Hailey city hall. (Cursing symbols). Who is it? Taliban again. ... And the Bergdahl family has received death threats that the FBI is taking seriously. Maybe there is hope for Americans after all.
     
5. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-25 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-26 Pub. Date: 2013-03-25
Image Number: 95150
Caption: North Dakota recently passed a ban on abortion after the first six weeks of pregnancy - before many women realize they're expecting. Well, it looks like you're six weeks and one minute pregnant! Have some diapers. What other hoops will women soon have to jump through? In addition to receiving forced ultrasounds, women seeking abortion must spend a week socializing with mothers-to-be. Preggers Non-Alcoholic Bar & Grill. Abortion clinics only allowed in airspace above North Dakota. If a woman can't be bothered to take a rocket to an abortion station, maybe she shouldn't get one. Women must travel into the future to determine pregnancy status, then return to the past to undo having sex. Back to the Fetus. If a woman doesn't own a time-traveling Delorean, maybe she shouldn't be putting out.
     
6. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-01 Pub. Date: 2012-08-01
Image Number: 86650
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
7. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-07-02 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-07-02 Pub. Date: 2012-07-02
Image Number: 86664
Caption: WEALTHCARE. The right-wing Supreme Court justices were bitterly divided on health care. But there was one little-known ruling they all agreed on. We must protect the health of CORPORATE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS! Under the new Wealthcare law, all pre-existing conditions are covered. From bill tears ... To viral infections. Account Balance $4,712,893. ! Security Alert. All political money shall receive free checkups. I've lost my voice, I've been speaking on behalf of so many lobbyists! Happens all the time! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100. "Better wealthcare means putting America's greatest ORATORS back to WORK! Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to Congress we go! To: Senator Doofus. One million & 00/100.
     
8. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86649
Caption: Slowpoke. The O'Reilly Method. Bill O'Reilly had this to say about law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress about her friend needing birth control for ovarian cysts. So let me get this straight, Ms. Fluke … You want me to give you my hard earned money so you can have sex. Since O'Reilly is so concerned about paying for birth control, we at Slowpoke helpfully offer a cheaper alternative. For just $9.95, you can own an audio-recording of O'Reilly's sexual advances, as found in the harassment lawsuit filed against him by a female employee.* O'Reilly's Juiciest Phone Sex Bits. As ready by Henry Kissinger. Works faster than a cold shower ... Almost instantly! I Vonce received a message Een a cabana een Bali, and ze little brown voman vas amazed at ze size of my penis. You should buy a vibrator and name eet. I can show you how to use eet. Who needs an aspirin between the knees when you have this? ... Den I vould take ze other hand vith ze falafel thing and I'd put it on your ... AAGH! That does it! I'm never shtupping again! WARNING: Money saved on contraception may be offset by money spent on therapy. * www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/o reilly.
     
9. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86595
Caption: Slowpoke. The Color of Welfare. From listening to people like Newt, you'd never know that more whites receive food stamps than blacks. … The African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps. (Actual quote.) Funny how republicans don't seem to single out the rural whites getting "handouts." You folks need to stop collecting other people's money and get a job! Things would be certainly be different if they did. There would have been more bombings in Oklahoma City, but Timothy McVeigh stopped to collect his welfare check! Ron Paul looks like a scrawny backwoods METHHEAD!* Crox News. *based on statements made about blacks my Ron Paul's newsletter and Brent Bozell. And what's with all the poor hicks owning HUGE TRUCKS? It's time to get these Dodge Ram-driving welfare kings off the government teat! Crox News.
     
10. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-15 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-15 Pub. Date: 2010-08-15
Image Number: 89891
Caption: Slowpoke. In a strange land, the natives play a bizarre game in which some contestants start with a huge advantage. Score. Player 1. 132. Player 2. 0. Victory is achieved through a combination of skill and chance. Aw, @#*! Snake eyes AGAIN?! Ha ha! Winners receive lavish prizes, while losers are left for dead. Well, he LOST! Here lies Mr. Perkins. "He tried. The U.S. Economy: It's the ultimate in extreme gaming! It's like Calvinball, only better!
     
11. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-04-28 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-04-28 Pub. Date: 2008-04-28
Image Number: 91234
Caption: Slowpoke. Since McCain supports warrantless wiretapping, we at Slowpoke have taken the liberty of putting the all-talk express under surveillance … … In the name of national security of course! P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. What are they doing now? McCain just had a nice, long chat with Joe Lieberman about jowl maintenance. And his lobbyist campaign adviser is making calls for his clients AT&T and Blackwater - both of which receive oversight in Congress ... From McCain!* Interesting. Oh, McCain just told his aids to turn down the Victrola so he could make an important call! He's on the horn with Pastor John Hagee, who craves Armageddon and blames Jews for their persecution. He's asking for his endorsement!* I think someone just mooned me. (sigh) It's the price we must pay to keep America safe. P's Plumbing. All Talk Express. *Not Made Up.
     
12. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92341
Caption: Slowpoke. HEY, CLOSETED GAY REPUBLICANS! Here's an idea: instead of taking your pent-up shame out on others, take it out on yourselves at … Gay Republican Guilt Camp. Extra. Anti-Gay Senator caught seeking sex in men's room. At Gay Republican Guilt Camp, you'll be greeted by Tucker Carlson slamming your head against a bathroom stall! Take that, homo! WHAM! OOF! More, please! Welcome Campers! Yes, he bragged about doing this in his youth! "Round-the-clock confession booths will help you get a load off your chest!" Father, I received oral favors behind a tie rack at JC Penney. ... And I boffed a guy while on ecstasy in the parking lot of a Denver IHOP. ... And I fondled my page repeatedly at the Alberto Gonzales hearings. And ... Okay, got it. You're forgiven. Don't miss the grand finale: putting on a cabaret show with your fellow campers! Though many men we've boned, this week we have atoned! No more need to show we're straight by passing backward laws that hate!
     
13. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92345
Caption: Slowpoke. Three of the Republican Presidential candidates don’t believe in evolution. Most G.O.P. Congress members don’t believe humans are contributing to climate change. Science contains the word "sin," you know. Coincidence? I think not. Since you can't choose the science you like and don't like, we at Slowpoke propose denying the BENEFITS of science to these politicians, starting with health care! Each one will be assigned a MEDIEVAL PHYSICIAN! I did not descend from an ape! Come with me, sir. While politicians who accept empiricism will get modern-day drugs ... These antibiotics will clear that infection right up! .... Those who don't will receive spins in a giant centrifuge designed to balance one's humors. WAAAAAAAAAA! Wait! You haven't drunk your treacle yet! After a while, even the staunchest deniers of scientific consensus will come around! Okay, okay! Darwin was right! Now can I PLEASE have my Viagra back?
     
14. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92670
Caption: Slowpoke. Leave Your Child Behind. Hey, parents! Are you concerned that your child will grow up to be an intellectual elite? "Then urge your school district to adopt the Leave Your Child Behind curriculum! There's no fancy book-learning … Except for literal reading of the Good Book." NASA research proves that the sun really stood still in the sky!* *Actual lesson being taught in 300+ school districts. "High-falutin' critical thinking is discouraged, as students are told everything they need to know. European settlers in America liberated the Indians! But I heard ... You heard WRONG! 3x4=34. "We've also retooled the traditional grading system." Oh no! I got an "Arrogant!" I got a Freedom-plus!" "In the end, all of our graduates receive social DUH-grees!" Congratulations, young lady! Aren't you glad you decided against that career in science? Duhhhh ... Enroll your child today ... Because freedumb is on the march! Duh ... Duh ... Duh ... Duh ...
     
15. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 receive 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92663
Caption: Slowpoke. August 2001 - after receiving a warning about Al Qaeda's plans to attack the U.S., the President sprang into action with a series of preventive measures. Take THAT, Osama! Thwak! The Golf Ball Defense Shield. The President immediately set out to protect the Ridgewood Country Club in Waco, Texas by creating a zone of flying golf balls which could brain dangerous interlopers. Aggressive Brush-Clearing. By getting tough with the brush on his Crawford ranch, the President struck fear into the hearts of terrorists. Are you watching, evildoers? This COULD be your nappy beards! Rrrr. WHACK! Crackdown on Armadillos. The President deployed his Scottish terrier Barney to chase armadillos which, according to the White House, may have been Al Qaeda operatives. These armadillos hate freedom. Yap! And lastly, the ... Strategic Ass-Sitting Program. Yawn! I think it's time for operation Enduring Naptime.
     
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