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1. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-07 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-07 Pub. Date: 2017-12-07
Image Number: 165993
Caption: Don't Worry, the FCC's Ajit Pai Has the Internet Under Control. Of course we must get the best result for the consumer.
     
2. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-23 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-23 Pub. Date: 2017-09-23
Image Number: 163250
Caption: Turndown Service for the Mnuchins. So … where's the chocolates? Don't forget the chocolates. We are important people, very important, and we are very rich. Doing the country a favor by even being here. You know how much my clothes cost? Hmm? A lot … so don't forget the chocolates. Sam. Housekeeping Staff.
     
3. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-15 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-15 Pub. Date: 2017-04-15
Image Number: 157174
Caption: Mr. Manafort and Mr. Bannon Share a Dream. We go into business together. Manafort Bannon, incorporated. Bribes, corruption, special services, show business …
     
4. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
5. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-28 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-28 Pub. Date: 2017-02-28
Image Number: 155258
Caption: Jobs for Americans. We've kicked out all those Mexicans who were stealing American jobs. So what would you like to do? Shovel chicken guts or pick grapes in the broiling sun? Please wait. What difference does a few years make? Il Douchey. Trump Job Service.
     
6. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-17 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-17 Pub. Date: 2016-12-17
Image Number: 152348
Caption: Full Service. Mobil. Full. Full. Full. Full. Remember, our foreign policy toward Russia is: You pump the gas. I'll get the windows.
     
7. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-28 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-28 Pub. Date: 2016-10-28
Image Number: 150423
Caption: Pentagon Demands Signing Bonuses Back From Soldiers After they Return From War Zone. Well, yes, it was our mistake. But think how much more patriotic you look to the folks back home. Pento.
     
8. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-04 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-04 Pub. Date: 2016-10-04
Image Number: 149537
Caption: Soldiers' Pay. Hey … if Donald Trump doesn't have to pay taxes, how come I have to? 'Cause you're not a genius.
     
9. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-20 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-20 Pub. Date: 2016-09-20
Image Number: 148946
Caption: Sean Hannity with the Latest. My God! This is news! Ladies and Gentlemen, Barack Obama actually was born in this country! Look, even Donald Trump says so now. Trump News Service. I lied. So what? Hey! We're Fox. He decides, we report.
     
10. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-16 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-16 Pub. Date: 2016-09-16
Image Number: 148746
Caption: Comparing Medals. Powell. And this one is for screwing the workers, and this one is for stiffing suppliers, and this one is for my third bankruptcy, and this one is for dumping Marla … Fifth Avenue.
     
11. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-15 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-15 Pub. Date: 2016-09-15
Image Number: 148730
Caption: The Less Than One Percent. Look, there's less than one percent of Americans in uniform out here defending the country, fighting the nation's wars … So this year, when you're choosing a Commander-in-Chief for us ... pretend you're out here with us. US.
     
12. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-06 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-06 Pub. Date: 2016-08-06
Image Number: 147234
Caption: Possible Republican Commanders-in-Chief. I served my country! I stayed home a made money. Somebody had to do it. It was a great sacrifice. All that money clogging up my bank account Heh-heh, well-well, I mean and etc, what my friend Donald, and he is my friend, even if he is slightly insane, means is well-well, heh-heh, and etc, and what about John McCain, I mean my friend John McCain, that b*stard, a great war hero thing, and let me repeat heh-heh, well-well and etc ... Please shut up ... the enemy might hear you.
     
13. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-05 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-05 Pub. Date: 2016-08-05
Image Number: 146997
Caption: Wait a minute what about my purple heart? Smile.
     
14. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-02 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-02 Pub. Date: 2016-08-02
Image Number: 146947
Caption: See I prefer people who didn't get sons killed in wars Humayun Saqibmuazzam Khan. Cpt US Army. Sept 9 1976.
     
15. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-03 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 138818
Caption: Army Says Women Should be Registered for the Draft. Straighten that back, maggot! You call that a push up? Why my grandmother can do better than that! And she's in the Navy! I can't hear you! Sgt. Scott says drafties are more fun to yell at.
     
16. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-31 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-31 Pub. Date: 2015-12-31
Image Number: 137510
Caption: The Secret Service and It's Discontents. Aw come one don't tell me somebody stole my badge and ID again! These terrorists gotta be stopped! And my liberry card, too? Aw, come on I'd like to report a missing gun. The owner is a secret, and the type of gun is a secret, and could you please keep this a secret, too? Ok, so, we are guarding the ... uh ... the president of ... well, you know, and we are prepared to throw our bodies into the line of fire as soon as we figger out where he is. Shhh ... that's a secret, too.
     
17. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-30 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-30 Pub. Date: 2015-11-30
Image Number: 136082
Caption: It's NOT the Boots on the Ground that Matter It's Whose Feet are in the Boots on the Ground Your father. Your mother. Your son. Your husband. Your wife. Your daughter. Your friend. Or some kid you didn't know who joined the service because he didn't have the money to go to college ...
     
18. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-25 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-25 Pub. Date: 2015-05-25
Image Number: 128858
Caption: Defense Secretary Ashton Carter (No Military Experience Himself) Yells at the Iraqis. Get up and fight, you cowards! Have you lost the will to get yourselves killed? Don't they know this is an election year?
     
19. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-13 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-13 Pub. Date: 2015-05-13
Image Number: 127353
Caption: Our Boys at War - Then and Now. Then. ... grab what sleep you can on the hard cold ground ... breakfast is coffee and a c-ration biscuit ... a long miserable march to the front ... incoming fire! Charge! Now. Sorry I'm late. I had to drop the kids off for preschool. No problem. Drone Command. People on the other side of the world to kill today.
     
20. Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-13 service 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-13 Pub. Date: 2015-05-13
Image Number: 127355
Caption: Jeb Praises George Knowing What He Knows Now. Naturally, I have great affection for my older brother. For his intelligence and for his service to the country. And for the clever way he dodged the draft and avoided Vietnam and got away with it, even though everyone knew ... Wait a minute ... Is this microphone on? I mean ... what I would have said if I had known what I know now is ...
     
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