The fate of the earth depends on one thing. Truth? Reason? Love of our fellow human? No. It depends on zingers. Boo-yah! Oh no you didn't! Most voters seem unconcerned. Are you worried about losing your health insurance? 'Least I ain't lost my hear! Zing! Coming soon: A slapstick competition to decide who gets the launch codes. Here, have a wedge issue! Whap! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Yank!
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Slowpoke. Ranger Drooly here! Now that loaded, concealed weapons will be allowed in national parks, you'll need to prepare for vacation … And battle! Check out the latest gear for … The Commando Camper. The Bradley Fighting Tent. Doosh! Surrounded by rifle-wielding yahoos strung out on crystal meth? care them off easily with this lightweight assault dome. Sleeps four. Killer Weenies. From the makers of Napalm s'mores, these hot dogs squirt flesh-dissolving acid! Is that a bear or a fellow camper? Better safe than sorry! Zing! Warning: Do not eat killer weenie. Exploding Decoy Children. 1. An animatronic decoy child filled with TNT is the last thing the bad guys will ever expect! 2. BOOM! Available in 12 ethnicities! Get in the spirit with Death Metal Campfire Songs. Bodies are bursting apart volcanic eruption of guts exploding cadavers bring forth a bloodbath to torment all life.* *Actual lyrics by Cannibal Corpse. "Because it's not a family vacation - it's war."