Bald-faced lies, racism, flaming heaps of dung. Calm rebuttal, facts, gentle spin. Preening narcissism, toddleresque bellowing. Self-deprecating joke, needling zingers. Suggestion that election is rigged, threats to sue enemies. Suggestion that people vote early, threat to become 45th president. What a couple of clowns. I just wish they'd both stop being so ugly.
Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
The fate of the earth depends on one thing. Truth? Reason? Love of our fellow human? No. It depends on zingers. Boo-yah! Oh no you didn't! Most voters seem unconcerned. Are you worried about losing your health insurance? 'Least I ain't lost my hear! Zing! Coming soon: A slapstick competition to decide who gets the launch codes. Here, have a wedge issue! Whap! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Yank!