I'd like to see
editorial cartoons
about ...



No need to add
editorial cartoons
to your keywords!

Advanced Search
Know the
image number?


Find editorial cartoons
for:

Books
Magazines
Newsletters
Presentations
Websites



Find Editorial Cartoons by: Cartoonist I
Advanced Search I Keyword(s)


Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

Cartoons about zones and zoning.

These are available for you to license for books, magazines, newsletters, presentations and websites.
Roll-over each thumbnail and click on the image that appears to see links for licensing.
Questions? Please let us know.

View results from all properties Refine Search View Related Subjects

Result page:     (4 images)


1. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-30 zone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-01 Pub. Date: 2014-06-30
Image Number: 113344
Caption: Buffer Buffoonery. The Supreme Court recently struck down a "buffer zone" law for abortion clinics while having its own protester-free zone that is many times larger. Massachusetts law: 35 ft. around clinics. Supreme Court buffer. Shouldn't the justices be as exposed to the "free marketplace of ideas" as a woman seeking an abortion? Repent. Your honor, please come to our Legal Crisis Center for some free counseling! They'd just have to take their chances and hope none of the activists are violent. Constitution killer! We the People. Things would change real fast. it being self-evident that no one should have to put up with this s#*t ... we're reversing our ruling on buffer zones.
     
2. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-30 zone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-30 Pub. Date: 2011-07-30
Image Number: 89281
Caption: Slowpoke. Keepin' em straight through grade eight! A bill in Tennessee would make it illegal for teachers to even mention homosexuality to pupils below 9th grade. I'm sorry officer - The g-word just popped out! Sodomy-free school zone. Tell it to the judge, unwholesome wench! Inspired by Tennessee, Arkansas bans all equals signs from math class. Another symbol is quickly adopted. One man married one woman and they have six kids. How many people are in the family? Not to be outdone, Texas issues protective devices to all children.* Gay-cancelling headphones. Special "hear no queer" technology filters out pervert words. Heterogoggles. Replace one member of a same-sex couple with a person of the opposite sex. So as not to corrupt children who read newspapers, press coverage of these developments is limited. Ban on mentioning [unmentionable] goes into effect. As of today, it is officially illegal to discuss [unmentionable] publicly. While a majority of voters support the move, some [unmentionable] activists oppose the new law. Abigail Swenson, a [unmentionable], stated at a protest rally: "Unfair attack on [unmentionables] will not stand. "When asked ... "
     
3. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-22 zone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-22 Pub. Date: 2010-03-22
Image Number: 90112
Caption: Slowpoke. Olympic Korner. "News you cannot use." This just in! Electric broom scandal rocks curling world. And Baltavia takes the lead over Klieg Republic - But wait! A batter has fallen onto the ice! Sparkle shortage threatens ice dancing competition! The couples will perform nude with live pixelation. Irony Zone: Athletes advertising McDonald's and Coke are really eating kelp and powdered egg albumen. Shh! Apolo Ohno's soul patch trimmings are going for $56,000 on eBay. $ Bzzz ... After the Olympics are over, excess quadriceps muscles will be donated to the "Quads for Kids" program. Please Give.
     
4. Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 zone 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92663
Caption: Slowpoke. August 2001 - after receiving a warning about Al Qaeda's plans to attack the U.S., the President sprang into action with a series of preventive measures. Take THAT, Osama! Thwak! The Golf Ball Defense Shield. The President immediately set out to protect the Ridgewood Country Club in Waco, Texas by creating a zone of flying golf balls which could brain dangerous interlopers. Aggressive Brush-Clearing. By getting tough with the brush on his Crawford ranch, the President struck fear into the hearts of terrorists. Are you watching, evildoers? This COULD be your nappy beards! Rrrr. WHACK! Crackdown on Armadillos. The President deployed his Scottish terrier Barney to chase armadillos which, according to the White House, may have been Al Qaeda operatives. These armadillos hate freedom. Yap! And lastly, the ... Strategic Ass-Sitting Program. Yawn! I think it's time for operation Enduring Naptime.
     
Result page:     (4 images)